Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

R.I.P. Stan Winston [1946-2008]


I am faced today with the unavoidable task of writing a goodbye to one of my childhood heroes. Before I wanted to be a writer or a comic book artist, I wanted to be Stan Winston. As far as I am concerned he was the greatest movie magician of the post-Star Wars era. For all the amazing comic book artists that made me want to go pick up a pencil, every time I draw something what I really hope it looks like is one of Stan Winston's creations. He was a four-time Oscar-winning master of make-up and visual effects, but it's in physical effects and animatronics that he wears the crown. If you don't know his name, then you surely know his work...



I learned about Mr. Winston through two of my favorite movies when I was in my early teens: James Cameron's Aliens and Terminator 2. When I found out that the same man was responsible for making these robots and creatures look so real, that was it: I wanted a career in special effects. I subscribed to Cinefex magazine and was all set to go to college at 14. Then I started reading comics...



I never mattered though, because I still love this work. I'll say it again: Winston made everything real. Whether it was hunter aliens with crab faces or dinosaurs tipping over trucks, he did something that computer effects just couldn't do, and note to George Lucas, still can't.




Looking over his credits, it was suprising to know he did far more than I thought he had. Edward's Scissorhands - that was Stan. The creatures of hell in Constantine - Stan. The only good thing about Spielberg's A.I., that robot bear - also Stan.



And if the aliens and terminators weren't enough for me as a teen, it was Jurassic Park that blew me away most. I think it was because everyone was talking about the incredible leaps forward in CGI, but to me the best scene in that movie is the sick Triceratops. Winston did all the physical effects for the movie, and when the walk up to that body, and the belly heaves with breath, well, you'd think dinosaurs were really back on earth.




And his genius extended to the very end. When Jon Favreau made the brilliant decision to make as much of Iron Man without CGI as possible, he turned to Stan Winston. Winston made the suits, and Tony Stark's escape from the desert cave in the original armor will stand as one of Winston's high points forever.



And so I say goodbye to one of my heroes, but am confident in the fact that his legacy will stay eternal in the history of film.
- IMDB news story
- IMDB credits

Friday, March 28, 2008

South Park: Help Yourself

I never understand when people say that the first two seasons of South Park are the best. This is completely nuts, making obvious that most people didn't stick around through some of the rough times to make it to the glorious present. There's no doubt that since the show regained its swagger with Season Six (and the classic Lord of the Rings episode), it's been pretty much all genius - Season Eight, the show's best, remains one of the greatest television seasons of my lifetime. They've just now begun their 12th season with Cartman giving Kyle AIDS, a headless Britney Spears on the run from the whole world, and this week, a tribute to the 1981 animated film Heavy Metal, crammed with commentary on anti-drug campaigns, Anne Frank, and Elliot Spitzer.

But that's not even the biggest news. That would be the relaunch of their official website, which now features "free, streaming, full-length episodes and clips from the entire 12 seasons of the Emmy and Peabody Award-winning animated series". The show's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, were their usual selves: "When asked about the launch of the new site, Stone and Parker said, 'We got really sick of having to download our own show illegally all the time so we gave ourselves a legal alternative.'" If you've lost track of the show over the years, now is the time to see what you've been missing.

Enjoy this clip of Ms. Spears in the recording studio...

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Heads Up: New Raconteurs NEXT WEEK!!!

Way to leave it to the last minute, Jack! What are you, Radiohead??
And the neo-classic-rockers say...Moooooooooo:

"The Raconteurs are happy to announce that in one week's time their second album, entitled Consolers of the Lonely, will be available EVERYWHERE Tuesday, March 25th.

"'Album' meaning: full length vinyl, CD and digital formats; and 'everywhere' meaning: local mom and pop Indie retailers, corporate superstores, supermarkets, iTunes, Amazon, the band's own website and any other location that could get the record up and going this quickly (some places couldn't move this fast, so they will join in as soon as they can).

"It contains 14 new recordings and is being released globally on Third Man Records in conjunction with our marketing/distribution partners, XL Recordings and Warner Brothers Records.

"The album was mastered and completed in the first week of March. It was then taken immediately to a vinyl pressing plant. Then to a CD pressing plant. Then preparations to sell it digitally began. March 25th became the soonest date to have it available in EVERY FORMAT AT ONCE. The band have done no interviews or advertisements for this record before this announcement.

"The purpose: to get the album to the fans as soon as possible and as we promised. We wanted to get this record to fans, the press, radio, etc., all at the EXACT SAME TIME so that no one has an upper hand on anyone else regarding its availability, reception or perception.

"With this release, The Raconteurs are forgoing the usual months of lead time for press and radio set up, as well as forgoing the all important 'first week sales'. We wanted to explore the idea of releasing an album everywhere at once and THEN marketing and promoting it thereafter. The Raconteurs would rather this release not be defined by its first weeks sales, pre-release promotion, or by someone defining it FOR YOU before you get to hear it.

"Another purpose was to also allow people to have their own choice as to exactly which format they would like to hear the album in IMMEDIATELY, rather than having to wait for their favorite format to become available. The band are also not releasing any version of this record that contains bonus tracks. Musically this album will be the same as the band created it no matter what format it is purchased in. (The sound quality of each format however, is a different story. The Raconteurs recommend hearing it on vinyl, but the choice is of course up to the listener).

"The band also prefer that fans buy the album as a whole instead of breaking up the tracks, but until iTunes and other digital services allows bands to release their albums with the option of NOT breaking it up, it will be sold in that fashion on those particular sites. On the band's website however, the album will be sold in its entirety as an mp3 at 320kb bit rate. Also in Japan, fans will be able to download the record via their mobile phones, as that is how a majority of recorded music is consumed there.

"The reason we are announcing this release one week ahead of time is because of retail pre-ordering and stocking, information about this album's imminent release was bound to come to light and could be confusing to fans. Also in the event that the record leaks, we didn't want this method of release to be seen as a REACTION to such a leak. It's not. The actual worst thing about a leak is the usual poor sound quality, akin to watching a movie on a wristwatch instead of in a theater. Which for the album's creators is a bit of a letdown, but again, it is completely up to the listener.

"There will be a video up on the internet for the first single, 'Salute Your Solution', on the 25th as well, provided it gets edited in time. We just filmed it the other day!

"We hope not to confuse anyone with too many options, or deny them the formats that they like best. The Raconteurs feel very strongly that music has worth and should be treated as such. Thank you to all those who respect music in this fashion, and thank you to our label partners for working with us to get this album to fans in as many formats as possible all at once.

"Thank you, and we hope that you enjoy Consolers of the Lonely.

"Sincerely,
The Raconteurs"


[via Pitchfork]

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Breaking Radio Silence

I've been kinda quiet in the Oh Ate, so I thought I'd do a brief catch-you-up...
- Be on the lookout for a new section: my Netflix diary. I realized that I see tons of movies (maybe 150-200 a year) and never write reviews for them, SO I will now be writing reviews for every movie I see no matter how short they are. The ones I see in the theater will be seperate from the Netflix diary - now that I've joined Netflix, I'm getting to catch up on some classics as well as see some crap that I'd never pay 10 bucks for. These reviews will start immediately.

- As I noted last year, I don't like to do my Best of the Year lists at Xmas/New Year's like everyone else. I like to get some distance on my opinions, as well as check out a few notable things that I might have missed. You will probably see the Best Films before the Best Music, but they both will come eventually.

- NOTE: There will NOT be a Best Television in '07 list, because TV mostly sucked my ass, illustrated by the sagging quality of good shows and the depressing Writers' Strike. Basically, you should be watching Lost and The Wire, as they are among the greatest shows of all time. If you've missed anything, go get the DVDs and watch them. Anything else worth watching is up to you. I personally watch The Shield, South Park, The Office, and Entourage when they're on, though it seems that they're all past their prime; let's hope I'm wrong. I also enjoy Heroes, though it's not an easy show to recommend to anyone passing on the street, as is the fun & informative daily Attack of The Show on the G4 channel. I despise pretty much any reality TV and mostly hate sitcoms. I've heard Dexter and Weeds are good, but I haven't gotten around to them on DVD yet.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Radiohead Day, I guess

I didn't know when I planned out the list that my Kid A write-up would be preceded & overshadowed by a massive webcast event at www.radiohead.tv Wednesday thru Friday celebrating the new album In Rainbows. Radiohead are (far and away) the best band on the planet because they can do something as mundane as spinning a record or pouring a drink, and it's enthralling. So you can imagine what happens when they start to pick up the instruments.

Enjoy the videos, which are not in the order they happened, just in an order. I present the thumbs_down webcast, starring the band and their producer Nigel Godrich, and directed as far as I know by Garth Jennings, director of the film adaptation of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, as well as being half of the music video directing duo Hammer & Tongs (most famous for Blur's cute "Coffee & TV" milk carton). Video artist Adam Buxton helped out too.

TEST 123 - Nigel DJing [Shannon]


"Bodysnatchers" [In Rainbows]


"Ceremony" [New Order cover]


- Entanglement, Part 1 (Thom DJing & dancing)

"Unravel" [Björk cover]/Entanglement, Part 2


"Thumbs Down" interlude


"Jigsaw Falling Into Place" on helmet-cam [In Rainbows]


"Reckoner" [In Rainbows]


- Fun with "Arpeggi" in a carpark
- Colin DJing [The The]

"15 Step" [In Rainbows]
Se7en remix/Adam & Thom messing about


Ed's tender moment


- More Thom DJing

"The Headmaster's Ritual" [The Smiths cover]


"Faust Arp" on a hill [In Rainbows]


"I Might Be Wrong" [2001's Amnesiac]


"Videotape" [In Rainbows]

Thursday, November 8, 2007

The Writers Guild Strike

Most of the shows you watch on TV will temporarily cease to be for a while. It's already happened on the late night talk shows, and shows like The Office and 30 Rock have been shutting down production because a lot of their stars started out as writers, so they're members of the WGA. Fox is even talking about postponing the entire season of 24 rather than air half a season. So, what are they fighting about?? This here Internet I'm talking to you on. Here are some videos that give you a little info to keep you informed.

"Why We Fight" - the strike explained


Producers/Actors/Writers of The Office on the picket line


Lead writers of Lost & Desperate Housewives outside ABC

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Re-ignition!

Pitchfork reported today on the good possibility that the world will see a new My Bloody Valentine album, the first in 16 years, by the end of 2007. I am honestly overwhelmed with excitement to the point that I've blown my excitement fuse and appear stonefaced (like that episode of South Park where Cartman blows his funny fuse and can't laugh). I'm so excited that just the relaunched MBV website, which is 'under construction', is blowing my mind right now for no real reason other than the fantasy of the future.

- Pitchfork's story
- My Bloody Valentine official site

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Heads Up: New Ghostface!!!

The rap Toney Starks will release his new album, The Big Dough Rehab on the same day as he helps birth the new Wu-Tang Clan album, 8 Diagrams. Look for them both on December 4th.

Monday, October 8, 2007

In case you missed it...

The Arcade Soundsystem Festival was the tits this past Saturday. Of particular note was the bass of LCD's "Yeah" caving my chest cavity in, and the overall better-than-everyone spectacle that was the Fire. I said to friends on the long walk back to the car that it was nice to go to a show and have your astronomical expectations met.

This is what I missed during that walk...
Arcade Fire's usual encore-in-the-crowd
"Kiss Off" [Violent Femmes cover, live at Randalls Island]

Monday, October 1, 2007

Oh yeah, and by the way...

Radiohead's got a new record.
It's called In Rainbows.
It comes out next week, on October 10th.
Yeah, on the Internet.
You won't get your hardcopy until December though.
That thing about not having a record label anymore?
No problemo. They're putting it out themselves.
Enjoy.
- In Rainbows pre-order site

Friday, September 21, 2007

Technical Difficulty

"Sometime life can get all up in your ass."
- De La Soul

Today's review will be up later, like between 5pm & 6pm EST.
To hold you over, News of the Day:
Pat Smear played with the Foo Fighters in NYC last night.
As far as the Internet goes, I guess you heard it here 161st.
Also, half of the Foo fans are dickheads, at least at this show.
...and I'm out.
- John

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Your move, Hollywood

This just in - Colin Farrell has taken the championship belt for Coolest Celebrity of the year. Others in the entertainment industry have until December 31st to try and top him.

OK to paraphrase the news story...
Four years ago, Colin was in Yorkville (which is somewhere near Toronto I'm guessing) filming a movie. A female radio DJ offered up $2000 to anyone who could bring Farrell to the studio. Farrell grabbed the nearest panhandler, a guy named Stress, took him up there, and gave him the money.

Fast forward to now, Farrell is back in Yorkville, exiting his hotel, and there's Stress, come to say hi. Farrell, psyched to see him, tells him to jump in his chauffeured Audi, and they zoom off to a clothes/travel store. Farrell pals around with Stress, buying him anything he wants - a $500 coat, a North Face sleeping bag, a backpack - totalling $2100, while also making time to give the store manager some tips for his upcoming trip to Ireland.

Oh but wait, there's more. He goes to the nearest bank machine and gets Stress a handful of $20's...
Then, they went and arranged for Colin to pay the rent on an apartment for Stress for a year. Total: over $10,000. Stress will repay him by restarting his life. Your move, Hollywood.

- original Toronto Sun article

You get money, huh?


First of all, stop stealing Audio Two's shit.

Second of all, I was trying to watch ESPN's Pardon The Interruption when I got home from work yesterday, but JA Adande is like a friggin' robot. Anyway, the wonderfully goomba-rific Tony Reali reported that in the first week sales battle between Kanye West's Graduation and 50 Cent's Curtis, Kanye was in the lead by a whopping 180,000 copies, and while 'Ye was pimping his shit on Ellen of all places, 50 was begging his label Interscope to buy 300,000 copies to put him ahead. As Mr. Reali would say, 50 gets the Squadouche! Maybe he can mute him too.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Heads Up: I'm writing something other than this list!

Hey, would ya look at that - We're a quarter of the way through the list. As a celebration, and for your reading pleasure, I'm working on some movie write-ups which will be up this weekend. Look for my Top Ten Films of 2007...so far, which is gonna be a quick little look back over all the good movies I should've reviewed; that will hopefully be up tomorrow. Saturday will bring my extensive Fall 2007 Film Guide, which will steer you towards movies that will actually be worth your ten bucks. Enjoy today's album, and I'll see you back here on Friday.

-Raz

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Joyous

You can probably see this on any hipster blog right now, but I gotta believe we can all agree that this song is just...well, it uplifts the soul. Oh yeah, and it's another example of a point I make constantly about music - a community of friends getting together to make music will trump almost anything, from The Roots/The Soulquarians to Queens of the Stone Age/Desert Sessions to Bright Eyes & the Saddle Creek roster.

Feist: "1-2-3-4" [live on Letterman]
featuring members of Broken Social Scene, The New Pornographers, The National, Grizzly Bear, and Mates of State.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Heads Up: Geek news from San Diego ComicCon

These are things I learned from watching G4's Attack Of The Show today:

Karen Allen, Marion Ravenwood from Raiders of the Lost Ark, is a confirmed member of the Indiana Jones 4 cast, and she is indeed playing mother to Indy’s greaser son, played by Shia Labeouf (with a beard).

300 director Zach Snyder is adapting comic book epic Watchmen, and he has revealed the main cast members. They include Billy Crudup [Almost Famous] as Dr. Manhattan, Jackie Earle Haley [Little Children] as Rorschach, Matthew Goode [Match Point] as Ozymandias, Patrick Wilson [Hard Candy] as The Night Owl, Jeffrey Dean Morgan [TV's Grey's Anatomy] as The Comedian, and Malin Akerman [Harold & Kumar]as Silk Spectre.

Zachary Quinto, Sylar on Heroes, is now confirmed as Spock in J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek prequel. Leonard Nimoy will also reprise his role, as old Spock, I guess; Shatner is rumored to be joining up.

Oscar-winning Tsotsi director Gavin Hood is set to direct the Wolverine solo flick.

Harold Perrineau will return as Michael Dawson, Walt’s father on Lost.

Kevin Spacey has expressed commitment to a Superman sequel.

According to frequent collaborator, actress Rosario Dawson, Sin City/Grindhouse director Robert Rodriguez is going to remake Barbarella.

Knocked Up star Seth Rogen will adapt The Green Hornet with his Superbad writing partner Evan Goldberg. It is still unknown whether he will star in the title role, but he has announced his desire to cast Kung-Fu Hustle star/director Stephen Chow as The Hornet’s sidekick, Kato.

And G4 had their own announcement: they will air the Spaceballs animated series this fall.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Achtung, Baby!!

I have an announcement.
Yesterday was the six month anniversary of this here blog, so as a celebration, I'll be bringing the heat: Starting next Wednesday, August 1st, we will begin a very special daily feature...that's the royal 'we', son. The royal 'we'.

Cut Shallow Radio's Top 100 albums of the last 20 years!

Each day, I will post a tribute to one of the best albums released between 1987 and 2006, counting down each day to Number One (one one one...it's only cool if you do the KRS-One echo).

Boogie Down Productions: "I'm Still #1" [mp3]

Saturday, July 7, 2007

R.I.P. MTV (1981-2007)

A lot has been said for years, especially on angry blogs and message boards about MTV (and their sister networks) abandoning music. But now MTV is officially dead. How do I know this? Well, take a look at this list of artists:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metallica, Beastie Boys, Foo Fighters, Kanye West, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Snoop Dogg, Smashing Pumpkins, Shakira, Pharrell Williams, Chris Cornell, Pussycat Dolls, Black Eyed Peas, Ludacris, Kelly Clarkson, AFI, Alicia Keys, Akon, Rihanna, Taking Back Sunday, Bloc Party, Wolfmother, M.I.A., Joss Stone, Kasabian, & Xzibit

And also consider these VH-1 acts:
Madonna, The Police, Dave Matthews Band, Bon Jovi, John Mayer, Roger Waters, John Legend, Lenny Kravitz, Duran Duran, Genesis, Jack Johnson, Crowded House, Keane, James Blunt, Enrique Iglesias, Snow Patrol, Damien Rice, David Gray, Macy Gray, Melissa Etheridge, KT Tunstall, Corrine Bailey Rae, & Spinal Tap

All of the above artists are set to play the Live Earth concerts today, and MTV, VH-1, and all of their satellite stations are airing ZERO coverage! I thought I read it wrong, but here it is on my cable box: Bravo & the Sundance Channel, with a 3-hour highlight show tonight on NBC. Where the fuck is MTV?? Well, all their coverage is relegated to a special corner of their website, claiming that "If you're looking to see Madonna and Metallica light up the United Kingdom's Wembley Stadium, Linkin Park rock Japan or Pharrell throw down in Brazil, you know who to hang with — us." Riiiiiiiight, but if you switch over to them, they're airing marathons of America's Next Top Model, Real World, Cribs, & Wildboyz!!!! MTV Hits at least has videos. VH-1's playing random nothing, while VH-1 Classic has the outdated One Hit Wonder countdown from like 5 years ago. YES, MTV execs, all these things are more important than global warming AND dozens of live sets by the biggest musical artists on your networks. Good show, assholes! Actually, it's kind of fitting that MTV should die just before its 26th birthday, since that's usually how old people are when they lose interest in the channel's programming.

I remember when MTV forced kids to care about their world, and now that those kids have grown up are doing something worthwhile about it, MTV turns their backs because they figure today's children are too young to care; they'd rather watch idiots be rude and selfish (that goes for all 4 of those aforementioned shows, and on down the schedule).

Of course, that doesn't mean that it'll be good - not all artists are good live (I'm looking in your direction, Shakira), and ex-MTV jocks Dave Holmes & Karen Duffy's hosting skills are definitely rusty. That being said I just watched Snow Patrol being adequate enough, Linkin Park tearing through "Faint" (still their only great song) while Tokyo fans go apeshit, and Damien Rice & David Gray playing an excellent acoustic set together, and I wonder who wouldn't want to see this? This is music. And MTV just isn't anymore. It's dead, so pour out a little liquor.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

The Tragedy of Chris Benoit, and The Tangled Web of Pro-Wrestling

On Monday night, following the breaking news that WWE superstar Chris Benoit had died in his home over the weekend with his wife and mentally-challenged son, Vince K. McMahon Jr. broke down the fourth wall between him and his audience. Vince was supposedly dead, a victim of a very poorly staged carbomb which was unfortunately widely reported on in the news media, but now, he was simply the boss paying tribute to a model employee; not many fans of pro-wrestling would argue that Chris Benoit was one of the greatest of all-time. He was infinitely more athletic and skilled than the Hulk Hogans and Steve Austins of the world, and when he finally won the Big One, the World Wrestling Entertainment Heavyweight Championship, it was considered by fans to be long overdue.

If asked, Vince would probably answer that Benoit's accomplishments over a 20+ year career were even more significant in the wrestling world because he didn't have the looks or charisma that someone like The Rock had, or the size that any number of famous monster champs had. Hulk was 6'6", Triple H & The Rock were 6'4", even Steve Austin was 6'2". Chris Benoit was 5'10" on a generous day, probably closer to 5'8", but he stilled suplexed the 7'2" Big Show out of the ring to win The Royal Rumble battle royale and his subsequent title shot at Wrestlemania 20. Of course we know it was all fixed, but you jump in the ring, the first of 30 men, last a whole hour, and finally get tossed around by a 500lb. giant, and let's see how you do... 40lb. forearms dropping on your back still hurt even if the punches are pulled. Benoit was a tireless worker. He busted his hump for the love of the business, and that was his persona; he didn't need to crack wise on the mic. He was vicious in the ring, first earning the nickname "The Crippler" because, well, he crippled a guy. Later, he was the "Rabid Wolverine" (no doubt because he reminded more than a few people of the X-Men hero after a haircut), and his gimmick was simply that he was missing a tooth, obviously knocked out in the heat of battle.

All the reports and interviews with co-workers are noting that his real life personality was the farthest thing from his frenzied in-ring character. He was a good friend to countless people, and selfless in helping others achieve their dreams. Now, as all the horrible details of this tragedy are reported by the GA Police department or leak out from every loose mouth in the news media, the WWE is faced with the unfortunate position of having paid tribute to a man that appears to have murdered his wife and son. They've pulled back, and put the PR machine on overdrive. It's sad really; I think what everyone is forgetting is that no matter what he did, that 3-hour tribute show was not for Chris Benoit the man, but for Chris Benoit the entertainer, the performer, the employee. It's not about who he was, but what he did in the ring, and that's separate from the darkness that surrounds his former home right now. After 20 years in service of the fans, Benoit deserves a respectful thanks and a moment of silence.

But the country at large probably won't give him that, because pro-wrestling is the new travelling circus. A lot of the fault lies at McMahon's feet. Vince's decisions in storylines have made the Entertainment in "Sports Entertainment" laughable on a regular basis, and whatever Sports are left, they mostly involve guys getting hurt for the viewing pleasure of others (falling right in line with our Jackass culture). Young men gather around the water cooler to talk about the weekly happenings in hushed tones because they don't want to admit they watch. It's become an embarrassment. I know this is true because I used to be one of these young men. I haven't watched in about 18 months, and I'm sure I haven't missed anything other than the departure of Kurt Angle (more on him later), but when I did watch and later talk about it, I usually looked around to see if any women were around before I let loose with my theories on whatever championship belt feud was going on. I didn't want to admit that I watched, but I still did. I could say that when I started watching in 1996 or 1997, it was a way for me to spend time with good friends that I didn't see enough; we just got together every Monday. It was easy. But then, I can admit, I got into it, despite later realizing that Vince McMahon and his creative team haven't had a fresh idea since those late 90's glory days, and that watching the shows every week was kinda like eating pizza everyday for lunch; ya know, everyone loves pizza, but after a while, enough is enough. By 2004, I was routinely nodding off throughout the shows.

One of the reasons the shows' quality declined is because Vince McMahon has a documented love for pushing the "Big Man" to the fore, with no regard for their skill level. Hulk Hogan is the classic example. He was 6'6", 330lbs., and looked like he was straight off Venice Beach, CA. He was better looking than the likes of Andre The Giant, and was memorable on the mic. But he couldn't really wrestle beyond the basics. He pulled out the same old moves for his entire career. Shit, he showed his most varied set of maneuvers in Rocky III. Since then, it's been a parade of larger-than-life men, with rippling physiques, which has repeatedly brought up the Steroid question. Look at a raging freak like Gene Snitsky, with his back acne (a noted side-effect of steroid use), or Adonis-types like Scott Steiner or Chris Masters, who have so many muscles they can barely move. Guys like this have nothing to offer beyond their size, and where do you think that size came from? McMahon and his company have denied denied denied for so long, but after Internet news sites reported on a new WWE steroid policy a few years ago, you saw Masters, Snitsky, and others shrink and lose definition. Hmmmm...

Now, along with the Benoit tragedy, comes the discussions. The comparisons to major league baseball's current troubles have started already, with some crying for government intervention. Government officials would probably shy away, stating that since pro-wrestling, with its outcomes being predetermined, is not a competitive sport, there is no playing field to level. Others would state the alarming figure, one that will surely be repeated frequently in the media for the next few days: in the past decade, 60 current or former pro-wrestlers under the age of 45 have died. This is a frightening statistic. Steroids may not be the cause of death, but turn the whole stat on its side, and see that the steroids AND the deaths are the effects of the business.

Like in baseball, when people talk about steroids, they point out the mass, the muscles, the mysterious growth of Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi & Mark McGwire. But also like in baseball, the problem with steroids in wrestling might be more covert than that. Pitchers use steroids as much as power hitters, but the pitchers use it to heal faster. This is most likely the way in which a lot of pro-wrestlers use steroids; they're hurt on such a regular basis, they need something just to keep going. Wrestling personality and Steve Austin's ex-wife, Debra Marshall was quoted today as saying she saw Austin take steroids, and considering the time in his career when they were married, it is likely that he used the steroids for this purpose. This goes hand in hand with the well-documented and widespread addiction to painkillers across the pro-wrestling business. According to current TNA Wrestling star Kurt Angle, in his various radio interviews following his departure from WWE, Vince McMahon regularly encouraged his wrestlers to perform injured, and so the wrestlers, trying to keep favor with the boss, get addicted to whatever will keep them upright. It could be steroids or painkillers, or it could be booze, weed, or cocaine. It could be all of those things (See: the tragedy of the late Eddie Guerrero, Benoit's good friend). And one thing that came out in the reports for a lot of those 60 deaths is that the wrestler was severely depressed, a result of the drug abuse and hard profession. It is verging on an epidemic in the business. Could you look at Benoit's career, and blame the profession, the life, "The Sickness" as wrestlers call it, for his actions?

To make matters more complicated, there is the ongoing scientific investigation into the connection between multiple head injuries in NFL players and their effect on the player's mental state. Former wrestler Chris Nowinski had to leave the wrestling business because of a severe head injury, and now, according to a NY Times story, he dedicates his time to investigating chronic traumatic encephalopathy, a condition that can cause memory loss, depression and "bizarre, paranoid behavior". Despite a 2003 report of spousal abuse filed by Benoit's wife, Nowinski doesn't believe that Benoit snapped in a fit of "'roid rage" - he instead believes that it was "repeated, untreated concussions that might have caused his friend to snap."

This story will not end until the entirety of this chain is addressed. Is it steroids, painkillers, and drugs, because Vince McMahon pushes his talented employees too hard? Did Benoit take too many chair shots to the back of the head (Nowinski says yes, "[Benoit] was stupid")? Could it maybe be that 20 years of acting as a violent character, along with the other factors, would readjust your reality? Whatever the answers to these questions are, Vince McMahon needs to stop the PR machine from shielding his organization, walk out into the fray, and try his hardest to assist in solving this equation. Otherwise, his whole world will crumble around him, and he'll be holding many more tributes to lost employees.

- NY Times story, including the bit with Chris Nowinski
- Monday Night Raw intro, featuring Vince McMahon's original statement, and a 4-minute highlight reel of Chris Benoit
- Vince McMahon's...repositioning